HumASS

Thursday, February 26, 2009

And here is a little conversation I had with a Wal-Mart employee last night.

Breezy: "Excuse me, mam. Where can I find Hummus at?"

No Teeth: "Hermus? Harness? Huh?"

Breezy: "Um. Hummus."

No Teeth: "Hrm. Well it might be in the garden center."

Breezy: "Mam, you eat it."

Needless to say, I didn't get any hummus.



But what I did get yesterday was a rose and a sweet, sweet card from Mister Blue Eyes. I would have a picture of it, but my camera went dead and I can't find my charger. I'll describe it. It's white on the outside and red on the inside and it's beautiful! I was just sitting at my desk pretending to work, and he brought it to me. OMG I almost cried!

I love him.

The end.


3 peeps said....:

insomniaclolita said...

AWWWW to the card.

And seriously? The guy didnt know hummus? Hummus is ahmazing!!

Katelin said...

awww to the boy, that is so cute.

and who doesn't know what hummus is? i mean really!

LiLu said...

This same damn thing happened to me with proscuitto! Too funny- I think I'm blogging it on Monday ;-)