Dear Granbury Texas Reader

I've evaluated from the little I know about you, that you are a female, around the age of 21, with brown hair and soft green eyes. You probably like the color pink and have freckles in places you don't normally show people. I've also evaluated that you have probably slept with four men, one of which was the love of your life, who you're no longer on speaking terms with and probably had two pregnancy scares with. This boy I'll call, George. George was good to you, but you were too young and the relationship fell apart.

Is this at all correct reader? If not, identify yourself. I see you on here every.single.day.

M'kay and thanks!!