A Special Lunch Date

Blue Eyes is working out of town today so I had to eat lunch alone. Well, I thought I was going to eat alone.

I went to Sonic (healthy! nom, nom nom!) and then to the park to eat at a picnic table, alone. I felt like such a laaahoooosur. As I was sitting there, enjoying my tater toots (not a typo), all the little prairie dogs started coming over to me. "I'll just give that one a tater toot." I thought to myself. Or I probably said it out loud, because I tend to talk to myself when I'm alone. This little guy could NOT just eat one! He kept begging for more. He would stand on his legs and rub his hands together. It sort of scared me. It was the same one that kept coming to me. He was getting so close that I was a little bit nervous. The other ones were staying far away.

I named the one that kept coming to me Charlie.

We have another date Monday at noon. I can't wait.


Charlie, eating a toot.


Charlie, (I think, not sure, because they all look alike) eating some bread. Nom, nom, nom.

And in this picture, Charlie is telling me to call him. "Yo, uhh, Breezy, don't furrr-get to calls me."

Goodwill Wednesday-Edition 2

Oh you lucky devils.

Today, on the second edition of Goodwill Wednesday, you get a two-fer-one, AND you get to see Blue Eyes looking his best.

This trip to Goodwill was much better than the first trip. I found two excellent treasures that I HAD to share with you. I don't know what was going through whoever's mind when they dropped these items off, because as you will see in a hot minute, they are to.die.for.

(please ignore his strange facial expressions. It's the only way I could get him to model my treasures)

OK.....for your viewing pleasure I give you:

The fashionable, head warming, rabbit fur-hat-thingy:
Wow. Just wow. I'm not sure what's worse. The hat. Or the face he's making. Can I drop HIM off at Goodwill? Just sayin.

Secondly, my Blue Eyes is modeling the most professional looking Fred Flintstone tie I have ever seen. Ever.
Just so you can see what the whole "outfit" looks like.....and yes, it is now his favorite outfit.....
There you go peeps. Your second edition of Goodwill Wednesdays.

And, don't forget to visit The Two Twins to see what kind of awesome they found this week!!

Happy Hump Day Yall!!!

Embarrass Yourself Friday

I'm so glad today is Friday. This has been a long week. I think I say that every Friday but that's only because I mean it.

It was 106 yesterday. It was miserable! We made hamburgers on the grill and then stayed inside all night. I don't think our air conditioner ever turned off. I wasn't feeling very good and fell asleep on the couch. Around 10, B.E. woke me up and we went to bed. I was kind of out of it all night. I kept waking up and falling back asleep. Blue Eyes is known for talking in his sleep and saying some pretty funny things. I can't even believe what I'm about to share, but I'm not calling this post Embarrass Yourself Friday for nothing.

At one point he woke up (at least I thought he was awake) and goes, "Are you ok?" I said, "Yes, I'm fine." Then he grabbed my hand and put it on his *blush* man parts and says, "This is how you make it's heart stop." I just laid there and was like, "Uhh, hahaa??!?!!" Then he said, "I love you."

I told him about it this morning and he could not stop laughing. He didn't remember it at all.

I was putting my shoes on when he came in the bedroom and looked at me, and got really close and then goes, "Hold still" like he was going to get something off my face. He got closer and closer and then I'm like "OUCCCCCHHHHHH!!!!!!!" He pulled a hair on my face. He thought it was just a hair that landed on my face. It was attached. It freaking hurt! Just so you know, I'm not all gross or anything! It was a little hair and it was BLONDE thank you very much. The light was hitting it just perfect and that's why he could see it!!! I plucked it out. It still embarrassed me! It really hurt too!

Have a great weekend!!!!

Goodwill Wednesday-Edition 1

Welcome friends!!

Today brings the first edition of Goodwill Wednesday! Every Wednesday, (until I get tired of going there, because eww and yuck) I will be presenting you with my newest treasure that I have added to mine and Blue Eyes' home decor. He is totally thrilled by the way. Anyone catch that sarcasm? Anyone?

My lovely ladies over at The Two Twins are joining me on this, so after you read all about my awesome treasure, don't forget to go over there and check their's out!!

Ok, on with the show!!

As soon as I walked in to Goodwill, I noticed how many people were there! My gosh. It was like a 50% off sale at Bloomingdales was going on. I moseyed on back to the "knick knacks", if you will, and was very disappointed with my findings. If this is how it's going to be every time I go, I will have to resort to buying cheap, disgusting, tacky heels that they were offering in the "shoe section".

I walked around for about 5 minutes and then I saw it. I've really been wanting a little something to go with our neutral colored living room to spice things up and when I saw this guy, I could NOT pass it up.

Ladies and Gents, I give you,

The freaky looking lamb thing with cock-eyed eyes candle:

Perhaps my favorite thing about this little treasure is the dirt all over his face. It really gives it that special touch, don't you think?

Can I be honest here? My insides were so happy that this little fella was going to be all mine for only 39cents. I mean, what a BARGAIN, right? I'm just glad I got there when I did, because who knows how much longer he would have been available!

I'm thinking about putting him on Blue Eyes' night stand and lighting it. Can you imagine waking up to those eyes?

And just for the record, when B.E. found out what I was doing, he said, very nicely, "You are retarded."

Aww...love.....

Well, that's it for now. Come back next Wednesday and see what God awful piece of crap treasure I can find!!

Vending Machine Repair Lady

My job requires me to do quite a few different things. I schedule appointments for Internet installs, fixes and disconnects. I turn you off if you don't pay. I send you a bill for the equipment if you don't return it.

I'm in control of the vending machine.

......

Yea. Just take a moment to let that sink in. Ok. Done? You should be.

I'm just going to go ahead and say, that the vending machine, yea, it's the hardest part of my job. I HATE that vending machine with a PASSION. It's a piece of junk (which is why I finally talked my boss into letting me order a new, improved RED one! It's pretty!) Anyway, where was I? Ahh, yes, the vending machine from hell. It is the biggest pile of crap I have ever had the pleasure of working with. It leaks water like a mofo. The manufacture said it's "because we live in Texas, and it's humid." What-ev-uhhh dooode. The machine isn't outside! It takes money and doesn't give you your snack and the cans get stuck and then they explode, leaving me a mess to clean up. I have to get up at least 8 times a day to help someone with it. We are loosing money now because no body trusts it. I have to think of some better items to put in the new machine, so I can gain their trust back!Yea, that should do it.

I am so glad I get to order a new one today! Maybe I won't have to deal with it as much! The only fun part is going to Sam's to buy all the stuff for it. That's fun. Because it's not my money.

Day 1 of my diet went good yesterday. Until dinner. Blue Eyes just HAD to make jalapenos on the grill. The peppers, I can eat. The bacon, yea, not so "allowed" unless it was turkey bacon and of course it was not. I also messed up because I ate a "no added sugar" Popsicle and it was supposed to be "sugar free". Dammit with all the technicalities. I still managed to lose half a pound. Yes, I'm counting half pounds.

I made a yummy breakfast this morning. Scrambled eggs with chives OH MY! Sorry. And I gulped down another V8 (is that not the smallest bowl of eggs you've ever seen?). I swear I can feel the V8 coming back up my throat while I'm drinking it. I hope I don't screw everything up this weekend!

Here's to thinking positive!

Where Have I Been?

Oh wow.

Over 1 week.

I have been really busy with work and really busy at home and I haven't really even had time to read blogs let alone take the time to write in my own. Blue Eyes and I have been going to the lake the last couple of weekends to fish and hang out. Last weekend we were on the lake for 7 hours. I caught a small fish. That is all. He caught a sunburn. It was still fun though.

I'm still getting headaches almost everyday, so that's not fun. I just keep taking my medicine though and hope that I'm not destroying my liver in the process.

Something happened this morning and I'm excited about it, but I can't say what it is. Not yet. Maybe in a few days I can. Ewww....ahhhh.....the suspense is killing you, I know it!

I'm starting the South Beach Diet Thursday. Wicked has inspired me, and it's going to work for me, I know it. So tomorrow when I get paid, I will go buy all healthy groceries and I will keep yall updated on how it's working for me. I'm still doing my at home exercises (sometimes). I have a really, really cute pair of jeans that I bought 2 years ago, that still have the tags on them, because I swore to myself THEN that I would wear them. I didn't think it would be this long. They are a size 9. I'm not telling what I wear now, but I will say, it's not a size 9.

Oh look. It's only 10am. Crap.

Friday! Friday! Friday!

I'm so glad today is Friday and we have a 3 day weekend! Yes! Yes! Yes! I haven't been feeling too great this entire week, so I'm really needing this little break. We don't have a lot of plans for the long weekend. I think we are just going to take our little fishing boat out on the lake and try and catch us some dinner. Not really. But yes.

I hope everyone has a great long weekend!!



Weeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dear Granbury Texas Reader

I've evaluated from the little I know about you, that you are a female, around the age of 21, with brown hair and soft green eyes. You probably like the color pink and have freckles in places you don't normally show people. I've also evaluated that you have probably slept with four men, one of which was the love of your life, who you're no longer on speaking terms with and probably had two pregnancy scares with. This boy I'll call, George. George was good to you, but you were too young and the relationship fell apart.

Is this at all correct reader? If not, identify yourself. I see you on here every.single.day.

M'kay and thanks!!

The One Where I Need Your Help!!

If you will notice the little poll on the left side of your screen, I need your help!! I have a hair appointment on May 2, and I know I'm going to highlight my hair quite a bit, but I'm having a hard time deciding if I should cut it or not. I'm going to post a picture of what my hair looks like today, and then of the color I want. Also, in the picture of the color I want, if I do cut it, I will be doing that cut as well. So please..tell me what you think and vote!! Thanks!!

Me today:

The color I'm doing:This hair cut???

Tasty Shit

I sent Blue Eyes to get some propane for the grill the other day (because he left it turned on for the second time in 3 months and it ran out). I was at school, so I got a text that says, "I got some good shit to put on the steaks." Cool! I said. I get home, and see on the counter this lovely bottle:

Click on this picture to read the label:



It really is pretty tasty! They have other products as well:

Hot Shit
Special Shit
Aw Shit
BBQ Shit

And my personal favorite:

Dip Shit

You can order their products here !

Enjoy your shit!

Confession

Soo...In my previous post I mentioned some pretty funny things that Blue Eyes has said. I guess now it's time to confess how blonde/white/ditzy I really am.

This morning while driving to work, I was was listening to Kidd Kraddick in the Morning and the rapper Flo Rida was on. He was talking about how he was from the hood in Florida and about his new song that's out. As he was sitting there talking about how he was from Florida it hit me.

F-L-O-R-I-D-A.

Ohhhh. I said to myself. Flo Rida spells Florida.

(I may or may not have spelled out the letters on my leg at that moment, JUST to make sure.)

Yep.

Hi, my name is Breezy, and I am a raging ditz.

Ooops

I accidentally pantsed Blue Eyes in the Wal-Mart parking lot.

I.laughed.hysterically.

Hims.did.not.

News

The good news: I got the red one last week, for no reason. And I got the orange one yesterday, for no reason.......









The bad news: I got slammed in the ass by a high-school kid today.
Wait. That didn't come out right.
What I meant to say was I got rear-ended today.
And this is what our new car looks like now:

I'm Not Religious But...

I am so giving up sweets and beer for 40 days. My pants are cutting off my circulation, so I figured now was a pretty good time to give up my biggest temptations.

Gawd help me.

I'll Have Mine Well Done, Please

Soo, I caught our dinner on fire tonight.

And I was told that I was never allowed to touch the grill again.

It's ok. I did it on purpose.

We Are Blowing Away!

Why hello lovely's!

It is sooo windy here in West Texas tonight. I literally almost blew right off the road on my way home from school. Speaking of school..I made a 93 on my Anatomy test! Hell's Yea.

Well the weather has been pretty nice on the weekends and you know what that means don't you? No? Ok...I'll tell you! Camping and fishing time! This past weekend we went fishing but we only stayed for about 15 minutes because the darn wind was blowing so hard! Needless to say, we caught nuffing.

Here we are doing what we do best. Being tards! (please ignore my horrific hair)


And here is the sexy Blue Eyes getting my fishing pole ready. Because, you know, I don't do that....especially when there is stinky bait to touch. EWWW!!




And before I forget, please visit this blog! If you need a laugh, or just like to be silly like me, then go there! NOW!!!!

I hope everyone had a more eventful Tuesday than I did!!

Everyone Else Is Doing It

First of all, I must tell you how excited I am about this!! Love it!
Ok, anyhooters. I have seen this going around for sometime now, and since I want to be just like the cool kids, I decided to do it as well. So peeps, here's 25 random facts about Breezy, that I know you were dying to find out!!

Numeral uno: I have titanium rods in my left arm and staples in my right arm.

Numeral dos: I talk with a lisp thoughout the day because I like how it sounds. I don't have a speech impediment, I just like to be silly like that.

Numeral tres: I hate my body with a passion and I self-hate all the time. I'm working on this.

Numeral quatro: I over analyze things. Ok, everything. I over analyze everything. Badly.

Numeral cinco: I stare at my boyfriend when he sleeps because he is really cute. I promise, he is.

Numeral seis: I hold my feelings in for far too long and then all at once they explode everywhere like diarrhea (of the mouth, of course).

Numeral siete: My favorite flower is a tulip. I don't care what color it is, I just love tulips. LOVE them.

Numeral ocho: I can't wait to be a mommy and have my own little family.

Numeral nueve: I love when someone plays with my hair and could literally sit still for hours while they do it.

Numeral diez: When I was in elementary school, I was the fastest kid in my entire class and could beat the fastest boy.

Numeral once: Really weird things happen to me that most people have never heard of. Examples: Bell's Palsy, Raynaud's Phenomenon, Polycystic Ovary Syndrome.

Numeral doce: I filmed an episode for Dr.90210, but it didn't air. :(

Numeral trece: My little brother is gay and I get extremely offended when people make hateful comments about others for no reason at all. I love him sooo much.

Numeral catorce: Water is my favorite drink.

Numeral quince: I am a hopeless romantic and expect my boyfriend to plan cute, little romantic things for us. Or to write me a love note. Hehe.

Numeral dieciseis: I love Blue Eyes' hands even if they are dirty a lot because it means he works hard. And they are big which equals sexy.

Numeral diecisiete: I usually smell my food before I eat it. Just to make sure it doesn't smell funky.

Numeral dieciocho: I take my shower at night so I can "sleep in" and then I look like crap with no make-up on and I self-hate on myself all day at work. It's never-ending.

Numeral diecinueve: I always sing, loudly, even though I can't sing.

Numeral veinte: I dance in the kitchen when no one is home.

Numeral veintiuno: When I was little, I had a slip-n-slide, and I got a rock stuck under my knee and had to have stitches.

Numeral veintidos: I can't tell what color my eyes are most days. Blue? Green? Bluish Greenish? I don't know. So I just say green.

Numeral veintitres: I hate talking on the phone and would much rather text. Maybe it was the 4 years working at a call center that did that to me??

Numeral veinticuatro: I am a very, very passionate person about things I believe in. I love very passionately and would do anything for the people I love.

Numeral veinticinco: I do not know Spanish.

Have a great Friday and a wonderful weekend!!

Frustration

I have just spent half the day re-doing my blog. I messed it up and had some really weird link on it and I could NOT figure it out! I finally uploaded a new layout and it fixed it. That was really frustrating me! I think I'm getting sick! YUCK. The left side of my throat has been hurting, but not in a strep-throat kind of way. My lymp nodes feel swollen and tender. I really don't want to get sick!! Oh good. I just found out B.E. invited someone over for dinner. That will make me feel SOO much better. He knew I didn't feel good. Guys don't think like us girls do. Why? Because we are smart. I'm going to try really hard and not let my inner bitch come out. That's sort of hard for me though. I have finally come to terms with the fact that I am, indeed, somewhat of a bitch. Oh well. I can be sweet too, sometimes. But who says you have to be sweet and lovely all the time?

Look Who Got A New Whip?!?!

First...I was tagged...twice...but I'm not at home to look in my picture folder, so I'm just going to do one of them!! Here it goes....

Q. Five names you go by:
1. Briana
2.Breezy
3. EZ Breezy
4. Bree
5. Banana

Q. Three things you are wearing right now:
1. jeans
2. flip flops
3. jacket

Q Two things you want very badly at the moment:
1. pedicure
2. massage

Q. Two things you did last night:
1. made chicken tacos
2. studied for my test

Q. Two things you ate today:
1. carnation instant breakfast drink
2. water (i haven't eaten!!)

Q. Two people you last talked to on the phone
1. Brandon (aka Blue Eyes)
2. a customer at work

Q. Two things you are going to do tomorrow:
1. work
2. hang out with my other half

Q. Two longest car rides:
1. Wisconsin when I was little
2. Lampasas to New Mexico

Q. Two of your favorite beverages:
1. water
2. sunny d

Q. The people you’d like to tag:
Hmm....I don't think anyone reads my blog so I'm not tagging anyone :)
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I love to blog. I love to read blogs. But for some reason, I don't ever make time to blog!! I have been pretty busy over the past few days. With school and work, I'm not left with a whole lot of extra time to blog.

I am so happy because Blue Eyes and I bought a new car! (or a whip, as he calls it) We got a 2008 Black Trail Blazer and I love it! So for our first road trip we went to San Antonio on Saturday to the River Walk. We were only planning on spending the day there and then coming back that night, but Blue Eyes' Dad offered to get us a hotel ON the River Walk and it was so much fun! We walked around, had a drink at some British Pub called Mad Dogs (where I swear our server was a tranny) and then we went to Joe's Crab Shack and had more drinks and food. After we spent all of our money :/ (whoops)...we went back to our room on the 20th floor and decided to go down to the 3rd floor to the hot tub and pool. It was pretty chilly out, but we got in the pool anyway!! BRRR!! The hot tub felt really good and we were in bed by 11. Sad. We were tired from driving all day!

I have my first Anatomy test tonite, and B.E. helped me study last night. That was fun. Hmm. I think I'll have to study alone because we can't seem to get anything done without making jokes. Thank you for helping me B.E.!!!

Valentine's is coming up and I LOVE that day! I know some people don't but I really just love everything about Valentine's Day. I'm not expecting a present or anything but I still really love the day. Honestly, I love just getting a card, because that means a lot more to me. Your significant other actually has to read the cards and pick one that's best for you, and I like that. It takes a little time, but it's worth it. (i also love tulips, massages, and pedicures..hint..hint..hint...)

Anyway, I better start studying some more.

Oh! If anyone loves cupcakes like I do, check this out!! SOOO CUTE!! Thanks to "Friend" for sending me that link! If our careers don't work out, we might go into the cupcake business. FUN!

(i was going to post pics of the new whip, but it got too late...maybe tomorrow?!?!)

Saving Money...Take 2

You may remember me talking about how me and blue eyes are trying to save money. Remember, when I gave myself a pimple mustache? OK. Well. In another effort to save, he has decided to start giving himself a haircut. And this is what blue eyes did:
Gosh. How do you not love THAT?