Goodwill Wednesday-Edition 3

Allow me to introduce you to Tito.
Tito never leaves his dog house without his stylish bandanna, too-cool-for-school shades, a sweet leather jacket, and a nice little hoop earring.

When Tito isn't chowing down on homemade tacos and rice, he is at the local pool hall, drinking his favorite beer, Miller Light. His theme song is Low Rider, and I'll let the video prove to you, just how kick ass Tito really is.

(sorry about the poor sound. i took this with my blackberry, in my office, hoping nobody would walk by.)





Don't forget to go here to see other awesome Goodwill Treasures!!

A Special Lunch Date

Blue Eyes is working out of town today so I had to eat lunch alone. Well, I thought I was going to eat alone.

I went to Sonic (healthy! nom, nom nom!) and then to the park to eat at a picnic table, alone. I felt like such a laaahoooosur. As I was sitting there, enjoying my tater toots (not a typo), all the little prairie dogs started coming over to me. "I'll just give that one a tater toot." I thought to myself. Or I probably said it out loud, because I tend to talk to myself when I'm alone. This little guy could NOT just eat one! He kept begging for more. He would stand on his legs and rub his hands together. It sort of scared me. It was the same one that kept coming to me. He was getting so close that I was a little bit nervous. The other ones were staying far away.

I named the one that kept coming to me Charlie.

We have another date Monday at noon. I can't wait.


Charlie, eating a toot.


Charlie, (I think, not sure, because they all look alike) eating some bread. Nom, nom, nom.

And in this picture, Charlie is telling me to call him. "Yo, uhh, Breezy, don't furrr-get to calls me."

Goodwill Wednesday-Edition 2

Oh you lucky devils.

Today, on the second edition of Goodwill Wednesday, you get a two-fer-one, AND you get to see Blue Eyes looking his best.

This trip to Goodwill was much better than the first trip. I found two excellent treasures that I HAD to share with you. I don't know what was going through whoever's mind when they dropped these items off, because as you will see in a hot minute, they are to.die.for.

(please ignore his strange facial expressions. It's the only way I could get him to model my treasures)

OK.....for your viewing pleasure I give you:

The fashionable, head warming, rabbit fur-hat-thingy:
Wow. Just wow. I'm not sure what's worse. The hat. Or the face he's making. Can I drop HIM off at Goodwill? Just sayin.

Secondly, my Blue Eyes is modeling the most professional looking Fred Flintstone tie I have ever seen. Ever.
Just so you can see what the whole "outfit" looks like.....and yes, it is now his favorite outfit.....
There you go peeps. Your second edition of Goodwill Wednesdays.

And, don't forget to visit The Two Twins to see what kind of awesome they found this week!!

Happy Hump Day Yall!!!

Goodwill Wednesday-Edition 1

Welcome friends!!

Today brings the first edition of Goodwill Wednesday! Every Wednesday, (until I get tired of going there, because eww and yuck) I will be presenting you with my newest treasure that I have added to mine and Blue Eyes' home decor. He is totally thrilled by the way. Anyone catch that sarcasm? Anyone?

My lovely ladies over at The Two Twins are joining me on this, so after you read all about my awesome treasure, don't forget to go over there and check their's out!!

Ok, on with the show!!

As soon as I walked in to Goodwill, I noticed how many people were there! My gosh. It was like a 50% off sale at Bloomingdales was going on. I moseyed on back to the "knick knacks", if you will, and was very disappointed with my findings. If this is how it's going to be every time I go, I will have to resort to buying cheap, disgusting, tacky heels that they were offering in the "shoe section".

I walked around for about 5 minutes and then I saw it. I've really been wanting a little something to go with our neutral colored living room to spice things up and when I saw this guy, I could NOT pass it up.

Ladies and Gents, I give you,

The freaky looking lamb thing with cock-eyed eyes candle:

Perhaps my favorite thing about this little treasure is the dirt all over his face. It really gives it that special touch, don't you think?

Can I be honest here? My insides were so happy that this little fella was going to be all mine for only 39cents. I mean, what a BARGAIN, right? I'm just glad I got there when I did, because who knows how much longer he would have been available!

I'm thinking about putting him on Blue Eyes' night stand and lighting it. Can you imagine waking up to those eyes?

And just for the record, when B.E. found out what I was doing, he said, very nicely, "You are retarded."

Aww...love.....

Well, that's it for now. Come back next Wednesday and see what God awful piece of crap treasure I can find!!

Dear Weekend:

You really SUCK for a girl on a diet. I mean, come on weekend. Couldn't you be a little bit easier on me? For 2 days (omg, i suck and have no will power, obviously) I did so good. I ate my three meals and two snacks that were approved and allowed on said diet. I felt good about myself for those two days. I lost a whole pound (which may or may not have been water weight but still it's a freaking pound!) and I was starting to think just maybe, maybe this was going to work for me. Maybe I wasn't going to be fat forever. But no. Then you graced me with your presence and RUINED it! You ruined it by inviting beer and more jalapeno poppers and banana pudding. And ranch dressing. And unauthorized marinade on my chicken boobies. And I'm sure there was something else, but now I can't remember. Oh, you forgot to invite water and vegetables, so thanks a lot Mister Weekend. And I know you are a Mister because only a MAN would forget to invite vegetables and water. And, thanks to your shenanigans, I gained that pound back. Normally I can't wait for the weekend to get here. Not in this case. I'll show you. While Mrs. Weekday is here, I'll show you. I will lose that pound and then some, so that when you roll back around, I will have will power. Your friends, beer, bacon, ranch and whateverelseicanteat, are NOT INVITED to my house next weekend. Do NOT bring them.

Boobie Handprints For Everyone!!

Brandon(that's my boyfriend, aka, Blue Eyes) and I have been talking about repainting the house a lot and finally he bought the paint to do it. (paint be expensive yallll!) I picked out a lovely little color that Beher likes to call Gobi Desert:
Ok, that's the color. The trim is going to be pure white, but yall know what white looks like, so there is no need for a picture. Unless you are color blind, then I'm sorry. So it's a really neutral color, and I think it's going to look so cute.

Right now, part of our house is blue and the other part is light green. B.E. painted half of if blue before we were together. It's very, um, festive looking? I will post pictures once we are done painting.

Speaking of painting-IT SUCKS yall! Especially in the stupid West Texas wind. Five minutes into painting the trim, I was already over it. I tried to get out of it by offering to go inside and make him Spaghetti. It worked! But, once I got inside, I didn't feel like making that, so I went back out and asked him if he would like to have chili dogs (heart attack) instead. Mmm chili dogs. Nom, nom, nom. Anyhooters.
He said that sounded good and then he blurted out, "So that won't take very long at all will it?"

I told him, "Nah, about 30 minutes if that."

Then he said the words I was hoping to not hear.

"Good. Then you can stay out here and finish up on the trim!" I said with a smile, "Oh yea, I sure can Blue Eyes!!"

Crap.

So I stayed out there. Almost murdered the dog a couple of times.

Then I tried the "I have to poop" excuse so I could go in again. After that 5 minutes I went back out and painted some more.

I saw a bug in the window of the bathroom, so I ran back inside and killed it. At this point it was like, oh I don't know, 7pm, and I was seriously over this whole painting thing.
I even suggested we go and hire someone from the Home Depot parking lot at $2.00hr to come finish. Didn't work.

Then? Then I proceeded to paint my hand solid white and make a hand print on my boobie.

I never said I was mature. Don't judge me.

What you can judge me on? Is how many damn times I say yall.

Yehaw yall, I'm a Texas Gal!!

Sthuuuper Exthited

Update: Blue Eyes just called to inform me that the Border Patrol just pulled over a white van across the street from our house. I just thought it was hilarious that he called and told me this, so I wanted to share it with yall!

I took off my poll because, even though you have all voted yes for me to cut my hair, I can't do it. I wore my hair curly yesterday and decided it needs to keep growing out. So, thanks anyways guys! I am still coloring it pretty blonde though. My appointment is next Saturday and it can't come quick enough!
On May 8th, B.E. and I are going to Six Flags where we will be meeting up with one of my besties (oh yea, I said besties-DEAL) and her main squeeze whom I have never met. I am really looking forward to meeting him. He will probably leave her after he sees the two of us together, though. We are...well...we act pretty foolish and very silly around each other. We say things that no one else would ever think of, and do things that most people wouldn't do in public for fear of embarrassing themselves. We don't care though. That's how we roll. It does, however, leave others wondering about us.
OH...me and B.E. have decided that we are going to do that Bungee Jump thing that Six Flags has!! Yiiiikes! My bestie (said it again) has agreed to take our picture and I just can't wait to see the fear excitement on my face!!
Anyhooters...we will be spending the night in Dallas and then we will get up Saturday morning (that is if we don't fall out of the sky at Six Flags and splat all over the place) and drive to Longview to meet up with one of B.E. friends. We are going to take her to lunch at some fantabulous Japanese Steakhouse. After we stuff ourselves silly we are going to Shreveport to do some gamblin' and just relax. We have a really nice hotel that has a jacuzzi in each room (what, what!). So I am really excited for this trip. We need it!
Do you have any awesome vaca's coming up??? Do telllll!!!!!!

Dear Granbury Texas Reader

I've evaluated from the little I know about you, that you are a female, around the age of 21, with brown hair and soft green eyes. You probably like the color pink and have freckles in places you don't normally show people. I've also evaluated that you have probably slept with four men, one of which was the love of your life, who you're no longer on speaking terms with and probably had two pregnancy scares with. This boy I'll call, George. George was good to you, but you were too young and the relationship fell apart.

Is this at all correct reader? If not, identify yourself. I see you on here every.single.day.

M'kay and thanks!!

Tasty Shit

I sent Blue Eyes to get some propane for the grill the other day (because he left it turned on for the second time in 3 months and it ran out). I was at school, so I got a text that says, "I got some good shit to put on the steaks." Cool! I said. I get home, and see on the counter this lovely bottle:

Click on this picture to read the label:



It really is pretty tasty! They have other products as well:

Hot Shit
Special Shit
Aw Shit
BBQ Shit

And my personal favorite:

Dip Shit

You can order their products here !

Enjoy your shit!

Confession

Soo...In my previous post I mentioned some pretty funny things that Blue Eyes has said. I guess now it's time to confess how blonde/white/ditzy I really am.

This morning while driving to work, I was was listening to Kidd Kraddick in the Morning and the rapper Flo Rida was on. He was talking about how he was from the hood in Florida and about his new song that's out. As he was sitting there talking about how he was from Florida it hit me.

F-L-O-R-I-D-A.

Ohhhh. I said to myself. Flo Rida spells Florida.

(I may or may not have spelled out the letters on my leg at that moment, JUST to make sure.)

Yep.

Hi, my name is Breezy, and I am a raging ditz.

Ooops

I accidentally pantsed Blue Eyes in the Wal-Mart parking lot.

I.laughed.hysterically.

Hims.did.not.

There's Never Any Time!

Every time I hear or say that, it takes me back to an episode of Saved By The Bell. Oh hell yes, the greatest show like, EVER. Ok, not really, but when you're 9, it's pretty darn awesome. You know the one I'm talking about. Where Jesse is taking caffeine pills to stay awake and study and do everything. You know, where she starts singing..and all of a sudden says, "I'm sooooo scarrrrrrrrreedddd!" I love that episode. Go Bayside!!!
Anyway, the point of this is, I haven't had any time to blog!! I'm not taking caffeine pills or anything like that, but I might start. I think I've mentioned before that I have 2 online classes, Nutrition and Psychology. And of course I still have my Anatomy class that I go to on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Well, the stupids working at the bookstore sold me the wrong book for my Nutrition class, and, um, hello, I failed my first test with a 59! I was sitting there thinking I must be really incompetent that I can't even pass a test that I have the freaking book to sitting right in front of me. So yea, I found out that I had the wrong book. I don't feel too bad, because this actually happened to a lot of people in my class. Of course there is nothing I can do about that grade because according to my beeeotch of a teacher, it's my fault.

Whatever.

Now I have to really study hard to make up for that horrible grade.

In other oh-so-exciting news, Blue Eyes and I went to Lampasas this past weekend to visit my family. My little brother Josh and his friend Shelby flew down for a visit and we had a lot of fun! Cole was there too (my other brother).

I just got out of a staff meeting, and got some bad news. The GM was telling us that they are going to have to start looking at ways to reduce expenses and the biggest expense is labor, of course. In my mind I was sitting there thinking, "pick me! pick me!" No, not really. I don't really want to lose my job. Or do I? Blue Eyes and I have been talking a lot lately about moving away from San Angelo. We would like to move somewhere maybe around the Austin area. I would love to live in Marble Falls. We really just have to see what jobs we can find, and of course, I have to find a school. I told him that we really need to decide what we are doing before May, because June 1 is the deadline for Nursing School. I hope we can figure something out. I think moving is a really good idea for us.

Ok peeps, I really do have to get some work done. (hehe, yea right)

Hope your week has been fantabulous!!!

I'll Have Mine Well Done, Please

Soo, I caught our dinner on fire tonight.

And I was told that I was never allowed to touch the grill again.

It's ok. I did it on purpose.

Chola Power

Ok.

You have probably already seen the picture at the bottom of this post. So now is the time to explain why I would ever make myself look like that.

Friday night. Brandon and I had to drive to Eldorado because one of our towers were having problems and he's on call and since I'm awesome, I get to ride with him. So anyway. After he puts a magical spell on the tower, we start heading out of town. He wants to stop and put gas in the truck and we decide we need snacks for the 45 minute trip back to Angelo. So to the Shell Gas Station we go. After standing in line for 5 minutes, because truly, cash registers are THAT hard to operate, Brandon decides to go back out to the truck while I wait and pay for said snacks. I'm just going to go ahead and assume it was this girls first day at work-ANYWHERE, because she could not figure anything out on the register. So it's finally my turn to pay. *oh good* I think to myself, because I have a new cash register girl. She must have been on break. Here is where I lose it. I look up at this girl, and oh dear LORD, her MAKEUP is horrific. I am not exaggerating with how I did my makeup in the below picture, because this is EXACTLY how she looked. Only, hers was way darker and way uglier, if that is even possible. Wait, I lied. I didn't have any white eyeshadow to go right underneath my eyebrows, so mine doesn't look exactly like hers, but you get it. Also, I was laughing so hard while applying this crap that I couldn't do a very good job. LOL.

I am sorry, girl who works in Eldorado Texas at the Shell Gas Station. Your makeup looks terrible. Why would you even walk out of your house looking like that in the morning? You should be ashamed of yourself. And that's all I have to say about that.
P.S. I color my eyebrows in everyday, so I am in no way trying to offend anyone. But this girl was rediculous.

Domestic Goddess-I Get's It From My Mama

So I planned a Thanksgiving Dinner Pot Luck at my work for today. And because I am exactly like my mom, I HAD to sign up to bring the most complicated item-TURKEY!!! I don't know what it is about us. Maybe we have to show off our awesome culinary skills? Maybe we are insane? I'm not real sure.
Anyturkeyway. I set my alarm for 2:00am. Yes, you are reading that correctly. 2am. At 1:40am I awake in a panic, thinking that I have overslept and wondering how in the world I'm going to cook at 14lb turkey by 8am. After I looked at my clock and realized I had not overslept, I very slowly got out of bed. Hardwood floors are so cold in the morning. BRRR. Ok, so here I am, in the kitchen that is being torn apart right now because Brandon *blush, giggle, blush* has three home improvement projects going on right now. Half of the cabinets don't have doors, half of the floor is being redone. Silly boy. Tee hee. Oh sorry, off subject. Ok, so.....here I am half asleep carefully cutting open the wrapper on this, *vomit* naked bird. Here is the part I really hate. Pulling out the giblets and the NECK. EWWWWW. So disgusting. I finally get the nasty little naked bird in the roaster and rub garlic and rosemary all over it. Mmm, smells so yummy.

Let me just go ahead and fast forward. I got up at 3:30am, 5:00am and 6:00am. I didn't want my bird, who I went ahead and named Frank, to burn or dry out. I also had to cook broccoli cheese casserole and dinner rolls.

Needless to say, me tired. I hope everyone likes the turkey. I'm thinking it's going to be the last one I make!!!