Embarrass Yourself Friday

Friday, June 12, 2009

I'm so glad today is Friday. This has been a long week. I think I say that every Friday but that's only because I mean it.

It was 106 yesterday. It was miserable! We made hamburgers on the grill and then stayed inside all night. I don't think our air conditioner ever turned off. I wasn't feeling very good and fell asleep on the couch. Around 10, B.E. woke me up and we went to bed. I was kind of out of it all night. I kept waking up and falling back asleep. Blue Eyes is known for talking in his sleep and saying some pretty funny things. I can't even believe what I'm about to share, but I'm not calling this post Embarrass Yourself Friday for nothing.

At one point he woke up (at least I thought he was awake) and goes, "Are you ok?" I said, "Yes, I'm fine." Then he grabbed my hand and put it on his *blush* man parts and says, "This is how you make it's heart stop." I just laid there and was like, "Uhh, hahaa??!?!!" Then he said, "I love you."

I told him about it this morning and he could not stop laughing. He didn't remember it at all.

I was putting my shoes on when he came in the bedroom and looked at me, and got really close and then goes, "Hold still" like he was going to get something off my face. He got closer and closer and then I'm like "OUCCCCCHHHHHH!!!!!!!" He pulled a hair on my face. He thought it was just a hair that landed on my face. It was attached. It freaking hurt! Just so you know, I'm not all gross or anything! It was a little hair and it was BLONDE thank you very much. The light was hitting it just perfect and that's why he could see it!!! I plucked it out. It still embarrassed me! It really hurt too!

Have a great weekend!!!!

5 peeps said....:

Andhari said...

OH MY GOD, that's...something hahahaha funniest tory I've heard today!:)

Organic Meatbag said...

Wow, that's usually how you make it's heart START...hehehe...

Bird Shit and Baby Caca said...

OUCH! well at least it was someone you love that saw it and not some random stranger that you could beat their ass for hurting you! LOL Have a great weekend and hope you get some cooler days

Briana said...

Lolita- I'm glad I could make you laugh!!!

Meatbag- I know right? Maybe there is a hidden message behind his sleep talking. Crap. Now I'll dwell on that all day.

BSBC- Thank goodness!! I hope it cools down! When it gets this hot, I get grouchy. Grr.

LiLu said...

Hahaha! That is hilarious... I wonder what he was thinking?? That so sounds like something B would do.