Dear Weekend:

Monday, June 8, 2009

You really SUCK for a girl on a diet. I mean, come on weekend. Couldn't you be a little bit easier on me? For 2 days (omg, i suck and have no will power, obviously) I did so good. I ate my three meals and two snacks that were approved and allowed on said diet. I felt good about myself for those two days. I lost a whole pound (which may or may not have been water weight but still it's a freaking pound!) and I was starting to think just maybe, maybe this was going to work for me. Maybe I wasn't going to be fat forever. But no. Then you graced me with your presence and RUINED it! You ruined it by inviting beer and more jalapeno poppers and banana pudding. And ranch dressing. And unauthorized marinade on my chicken boobies. And I'm sure there was something else, but now I can't remember. Oh, you forgot to invite water and vegetables, so thanks a lot Mister Weekend. And I know you are a Mister because only a MAN would forget to invite vegetables and water. And, thanks to your shenanigans, I gained that pound back. Normally I can't wait for the weekend to get here. Not in this case. I'll show you. While Mrs. Weekday is here, I'll show you. I will lose that pound and then some, so that when you roll back around, I will have will power. Your friends, beer, bacon, ranch and whateverelseicanteat, are NOT INVITED to my house next weekend. Do NOT bring them.








6 peeps said....:

justcallmenora said...

Don't you friggin' HATE diets?! I do!

I have thought about detoxing myself, but then realize that would last for like an hour and then I'd probably go stuff my face with some french fries and other fried goodness.

Yeah, I hate diets. And weekends really do make it even harder to like diets!

Andhari said...

I hate diets, I tend to pig out lately. I don't weigh in because I don't wanna scare myself lol

Anonymous said...

I cheeted last night also my evil mom made a strawberry cobler my fav. but back to dieting today. love ya! Jess

LiLu said...

I was HORRIBLE this weekend and I'm not even apologizing for it.

Back on the horse...

Bird Shit and Baby Caca said...

I did horrible this weekend too...I drank SO much LOL

mylittlebecky said...

weekends! bah! they are just sneaky. especially if there's a pool involved. i don't know why but i get all, "eh, it'll burn off in the sun," around the pool. that's how it works, right? :)